Approximately 1,200 miles off the southeast coast of Africa lies an island nation known as Mauritius that gives off the illusion of an underwater waterfall at the southwestern tip of the island. The visually deceiving impression, created in the water due to the runoff of sand and silt deposits, is especially effective and breathtaking in aerial shots.
a story about russian leaders that fall for american troops called the fault in our tsars
aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall
TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?
Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?
TSA: why do u always do this?
Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire- Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire.
this is on a level that i cannot reach
I would straight up buy this dude a new phone for the unwavering balls this shit takes
Drive - Under Your Spell  By: Justin
She fell over with that face the moment I started rubbing her belly
I thought I was gonna be mad but then no. So good. Yes. Please.
mercury aqua rhapsody | mars flame sniper | jupiter oak evolution | venus love and beauty shock
why did egyptians shave their heads regularly
to be more pharohdynamic
actually it was because they didn’t want to get ticks and fleas because you know “i’m royal and an itchy scalp and diseases are beneath me” was a thing, even the woman did it they all just wore wigs
no it was to be more pharohdynamic
this does not ever get old